Annie Berke
SUMMER STORIES
STUDENT #1: I'm glad to (verb) school again — summer totally stresses me out!
STUDENT #2: Stresses you out? But summer is the most (adjective) season! No school, and the weather is (adjective) all the time & I spent my whole summer by the (noun), reading trashy magazines like US Weekly and (magazine).
STUDENT #1: Well, while you were reading about (celebrity)'s secret rendezvous in (geographical location), I felt (adjective) reading about the situation in the Middle East in the New York Times.
STUDENT #2: You should have visited the beach nothing is more (adjective) than the sound of the (plural noun) lapping up on the shore. I went to the beach (adverb) and came away with this killer tan!
STUDENT #1: Sure you did, but did you ever (verb) to think about why it has become so scorchingly (adjective)? Or do you not want to consider that inconvenient truth?
STUDENT #2: I actually didn't have a chance to see that movie.
STUDENT #1: I saw it (number) times.
STUDENT #2: Wow.
STUDENT #1: Yeah.
STUDENT #2: Did you do anything fun on your summer vacation? My best friend from high school went on a (noun) trip: they drove around and visited (number) states!
STUDENT #1: I would have loved that, but only in an electric (noun). Of course, those were all killed.
STUDENT #2: But by who?
STUDENT #1: By the (noun) companies.
STUDENT #2: Oh. Well, now I am ing (verb) to see why you (verb) summer so much.
STUDENT #1: You do?
STUDENT #2: Absolutely.
STUDENT #1: You're welcome!
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